Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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