i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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