why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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