actually, I'm a sock model
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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