I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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