Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So drunk its hurt
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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