dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
