I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
why is half of my head shaved?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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