CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
