So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You ruined the universe
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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