I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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