I'm drive I can fine osifer
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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