grandma shit on top of the toilet
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
im holly from the hills drunk
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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