i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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