The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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