I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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