scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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