he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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