Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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