If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
did you just send me my own nude
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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