i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
