You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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