I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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