coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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