Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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