Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
