Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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