can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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