Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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