Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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