WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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