Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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