lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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