All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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