Whod you bang
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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