so let's talk penis.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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