That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
operation have a gay friend backfired
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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