actually, I'm a sock model
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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