did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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