I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it