Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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