If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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