so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the day after is always just damage control
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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