He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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