fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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