What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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