You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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