the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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