No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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