I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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