I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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