I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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