He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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