ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
