If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
