Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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