Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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