big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
ugly people sure do ruin things
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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